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please watch this funny video!!!!!
every week child i shall teach u new karate move. As my student u will learn to call me sensai. This week my child i shall teach u a simple trick "teleportation." Only true people can do it so pay attention.
1. u push out all your inner energy.
2. u hum, and feel the energy moving.
3. and imagine were u want to go, then u will teleport.
amazing no. however if this does not work for u then u r obviously a complete idiot.
(also when u bow u looky eye, looky eye.)
this is a taster of real training and not the real course but to join the course u most go on karate training.
i found this little bugger attached to my face, so i decided to take him under my wing. his diet consists of redbull and paracetemol, this is a purfect diet for a mutant monkey.
be careful u don't drop him on his head.
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